1. Joshua Trees are Cool.
Joshua Trees are cool. They are also sharp and pointy and you could lose an eye, testicle or impale yourself if you're not careful. They are also very unique and undeniably beautiful. And they are fun to imitate!
2. Everything in the desert is sharp and pointy, as well as Joshua Trees. Cactus are prevalent. Pretty legs are not. Expect to draw blood and expect cuts, slivers and torn running clothes.