Your glorious Interstates, with manicured Rest Stops and Vista Points, your road side diners with Bacon and Eggs and bottomless coffee. Your giant grocery stores where you can buy duct tape, champagne glasses, pharmaceuticals, t-shirts and beer. Where wine is always "on sale". Your Sizzler Restaurants with the All-U-Can-Eat Salad Bar thrill me. Baby corn, baked potatoes, soft shell tacos, pasta, with fresh fruit and veg and pickled things: artichokes, asparagus, mushrooms and olives! And tasty-freeze dessert. Yes, please with a brownie and sprinkles. All for $8.99! I love you.
Having recently enjoyed 2 great American road trips, I was fascinated by all things American. I love your signs, your billboards and your advertising. I even compiled a list of the signage that I saw along the way. It was non-stop entertainment as we drove and drove and drove along the Interstate through Montana, Idaho, Utah and Colorado and just took it all in. America is a wonderland! Here's the list:
-The Mountains Shall Bring Peace to the People
-Indian Outlaw Racing
-Real Estate, Real Escape!
-Honk if U Fish
-Your Mom uses Billboards
-Jesus is Lord of This Valley
-Pick Cherries and Come Meet Tiny the Talking Bird
-Bound by Sin? Jesus Brings Freedom!
-Gun Show. Every Type of Ammo!
-Massive Melons, Sweet and Tasty
-Domo Arigoto. Robotic Surgery Now Available
-We Suck.....Fat! Liposuction and Laser Lip Treatments
-Gun-Home-Business: The Safe Outlet
-Large Chunks of Watermelon
-Kum and Go
-Freedom is Yours!
-Many varieties of Tarantulas Available Now
-Eureka! Find Gold Now.
Thank-you America. I love your green spaces, your high places, your people and your spirit! So, Honk if U Fish and God Bless America. I love you.